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Dating Tips for Grown Ass Women: Part 7

Find someone with similar tastes in food. Eating together is a huge part of bonding, especially if you’re a foodie. A man who knows a lot about food and is down to try anything is SO SESSY. It’s fun to say “Mmmmmmm” in perfect synchronicity, while looking at each other in the ojos. I derive a lot of pleasure from sharing the wonderful delight of a tasty exciting dish, and would be very disappointed if some dood responded to my offer of a nicely crafted bite with “Oh, I don’t eat pork.” If he can’t handle the fermentation, the spicy or the seafood, then peace out. But if he introduces me to new and exciting vegetables, meats and method of cooking, then peace in.