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Dating Tips for Grown Ass Women: Part 5

Only date men 29 and up. If they’re younger than that, they generally haven’t been “trained” yet. Men younger than 29 are puppies. They don’t know to put the toilet seat down, they’re scared of having sex with you while you’re on you’re period, and they sleep on frisbees instead of real furniture.

A grown ass woman, should be with a grown ass man.