8th
For all those who know a Quoc
Do you have Vietnamese friends? If you do, chances are you know someobdy named “Quoc.” If he’s bald and beautiful with PSLs, and was in a Seal video once, then we probably know the same Quoc. Jem and I cooked up a bunch of Quoc puns and I thought I’d share my ten favorite.
“Why did the chicken Quoc the road?”
“My parents are taking a trip to BanQuoc, Thailand.”
“My lipgloss is Quoccin’, my lipgloss is coo, all the boys be Quoccin’, they chase me afterscoo.”
“If your butthole hurts, you should go see a Quoctologist.”
“I left my tampon in too long, and now I fear that I may have toxic quoc syndrome.”
“Damn, Tandoc when’s that Quocumentary gonna be done? MassMoveMENT!”
“Quoc have you done for me lately? Ooooh oooohh OOOOOH Yeah!”
“For the very first time, On Demand, I watched Quocky Balboa.”
“QUOC! Or my mom will shoot.”
“I’m hungry, I’m going to Ranch 99 to pick up some strawberry Quocky Sticks.”
“When Aileen and I come to LA, does anybody want to get Rubio’s Fish Quoco’s?”