9th
CFDA Awards
All photos from style.com

Tory Burch in her own design. Doesn’t she kinda look like Trisha from “The Bachelorette”?

Marc Jacobs: “Can you please stop wearing my dresses?”
Lil Kim: “I can’t hear you. Yo soy deaf. I used some of the tissue from my ear to make the nose”

Andre is getting ready to audition for the caterpillar role in “Alice In Wonderland on Ice.” Velvet purple peep toes??? Who makes those in Andre the Leon Talley’s size? Naomi looking like the fabulous evil genie.

Peter Som! JEAAAAAH!!!!! He needs a sock, and to not wear heels, but whatevs. His dress on Caroline Trentini is GORGEOUS.

Is it just me, or does Isaac Mizrahi look like Tim Burton? He’s standing with Anh Duong, Miss Modigliani Vietnam dot com.
Philip Lim and some dood…boyfriend perhappies? He’s cute, but kinda crossed eyed baby. Why do these fabulous Asian American male designers, refuse to wear socks? Lengthen the pants if you want to freeball it. Nobody wants to see your ankles. Face the fact that it makes you look like a peasant.

Betsey Johnson is the shit.

Two dying birds in Proenza Schouler

If you want to make a career out of being a funny lady, it’s important to be DOWN TO GET UGLY….for the sake of comedy. As Cheri Oteri once said, “You can always look pretty at the party afterwards.”

Thakoon with a ledday in his purdy purdy design.

Diane Von Furstenburg lookin’ age-appropriate bawwssssy.

One or the other honey. One or the other. Tenx Gahds she didn’t match the shoes too.

Ashley Olsen in the oober expensive blazer-skirt-heels combo. She’s a dying bird treasure troll, but I love. Not so nguyen to the tousled hair, or the little wave going over the forehead.

Cynthia Nixon looking damn good.

My favorite outfit of the night. I need those shorts.