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Dating Tips for Grown Ass Women: Part 6

Always tell the truth, from the beginning. Seriously, do not lie.

If you don’t like fast food, don’t pretend you’re some hard core chick who doesn’t care about health and craves grease. He might keep bringing you Mc Donald’s. Then you have to keep lying and acting. Dishonesty begets dishonesty.

However, this doesn’t mean you have to tell the person everything…if they don’t ask. For example, if you think the man is fat and has gained weight, it’s not very productive in this case, to just “say what’s on your mind.”

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Dating Tips for Grown Ass Women: Part 5

Only date men 29 and up. If they’re younger than that, they generally haven’t been “trained” yet. Men younger than 29 are puppies. They don’t know to put the toilet seat down, they’re scared of having sex with you while you’re on you’re period, and they sleep on frisbees instead of real furniture.

A grown ass woman, should be with a grown ass man.

MILK opens tonight!

You can see it at the Castro at 7pm and 10pm tonight. Otherwise, make sure to get out this weekend. It’s a total bonerfest: Emile Hirsch, James Franco AND Diego Luna (also known as “not Gael in Y Tu Mama Tambien”). Yummy yummy!