The Official Blog of Ali Wong

2009

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2008

June 63
May 68
April 183
March 2
February
January

Chinese Orgasm

The make-up line E.L.F. ( Eyes, Lips, and Face) has been bought out by Nordstrom and will be...
Jul 30th

Youngins Rockin' the Ali Wong T-Shirt

Jul 29th
Jul 29th

My new favorite snack

English cucumbers with Salted Peanut Butter Super healthy, tastes kinda thai.
Jul 29th

Flashback

People don’t believe me when I tell them that Vietnam made me fat. Well check this out: ...
Jul 25th

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective...

Get a Roomba. You’ll feel like Judy Jetson. Instead of clearing before vacuuming. This shit...
Jul 23rd
Warch Watch
Jul 23rd

Shout out in the Pink Pages

The SF Chronicle highlighted tonight’s show as one of their featured picks of the week: ...
Jul 21st

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective...

Write off those who do you wrong. Some people would call this habit cold blooded. But if you are a...
Jul 20th

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective...

Chris Garcia has a joke about the horror of discovering my dirty panties: how “they look...
Jul 18th

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective...

Always have a Tide stain remover pen in your purse. It’ll save you from having to bring in...
Jul 18th

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective...

For your bed, lose the flat sheet. It always ends up braided around one of your legs in the morning,...
Jul 18th

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective...

Have your standard emergency meal ready to go at home. Mine is a fried egg on rice, all dribbled...
Jul 17th

Chocolate Time

Lisa Wong Macabasco has requested a “Chocolate post.” Yes everyone, I take requests. I...
Jul 17th

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective...

For all the fellow busy folk, here is one of the secrets to maintaining, even when you don’t...
Jul 15th

The Testicular Tee

Official Ali Wong for FTC t-shirts will be available next Monday. Be the first to get them at The...
Jul 15th
Jul 15th

Emily Wells' new album

My dear friend Emily Wells just sent me her new album, which will be released on July 19th. I just...
Jul 15th

Chinese Orgasmic Advice

Chris Garcia sent me this article from divinecaroline.com: The 20 Healthiest Foods for Under $1 ...
Jul 10th

I'll Say it Again

Al Green’s new album is the shieeet!
Jul 10th
Warch Watch
Jul 9th

Pedal that Metal!

It’s now $60 to fill up my Volvo…or as I like to call her…Vulva. To save money,...
Jul 9th

Richard Chai for Target

Okay, so he’s kind of a cross-eyed baby but he’s an Asian-American designer so I have...
Jul 9th

A Break from Agyness

I’m having an affair. My new obsession is model Coco Rocha. After I watched a video of her...
Jul 9th

For all those who know a Quoc

Do you have Vietnamese friends? If you do, chances are you know someobdy named “Quoc.”...
Jul 8th

Guilty Pleasure

Similak played this song at Anthem’s going away party the other night, and I fell in love with...
Jul 7th
Warch Watch
Jul 7th

OH MY GAHDS

Um, my head basically exploded when I watched this. If you’re a fan of early 90s music, you...
Jul 3rd
Warch Watch
Jul 3rd

Available July 21st

Ali Wong FTC t-shirts are on the way. Here is the ladies version. Apparently mint green is too fem...
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd