The Official Blog of Ali Wong

2009

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Two Bobble Heads

Today I am bidding on one of two Charles Barkley Bobble Heads on ebay: Why the fuck are these...
May 2nd

Forbes' List of the Top Earning Models

1. Gisele Bundchen - $35 million 2. Heidi Klum - $14 million 3. Kate Moss - $7.5 million 4....
May 1st

Funny Article

From Yahoo News: “ People of Lesbos take gay group to court over term...
Apr 30th

Books I've liked this year

Apr 30th

I realize this is getting out of hand

Lisa Wong Macabasco sent me these photos and I couldn’t resist.
Apr 29th

"A Brief History of the Disposable...

From Mother Jones magazine: “1948: Johnson & Johnson introduces first mass-marketed...
Apr 29th
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Watch Agyness move and speak! Gotta love the Manchester accent.
Apr 28th
JEALOUS? 
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I think I look too much like my Dad here.
Apr 28th
Kasper Hauser muhfuhkahs!
Apr 27th
The baby girl.
Apr 27th

JERRY JERRY JERRY

I just listened to one of the most incredible podcasts of “This American Life.” The...
Apr 26th

It's Getting Serious

I read in the SF Chronicle today, that the rice shortage is so serious now, that Costco and...
Apr 26th

Agyness Deyn and her boyfriend

Um, I’m a little disappointed. She’s beyond magical fabulism and he’s boring...
Apr 25th

A Bathing Ape LA Store Opening

I like Takashi Murakami better, when he doesn’t look like a tourist who shops at Hang Ten....
Apr 25th

Harold and Kumar 2 out today

For the longest time, my BFF, Miya, and many others, had been urging me to see “Harold and...
Apr 25th

Rogan Gregory for Target

Rogan Gregory is the 11th GO Designer for Target. It’s going to drop on May 18th. To see...
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Hellen Jo is my idol

Queen of the comics, the cello and the cool, Hellen Jo is an institution here in SF. Check her out...
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Vogue's 10 Best Dressed Women of 2007

Guess who’s in it???
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd

Again, I wish I was Filipino

Apr 23rd
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These kids represented on Dancing with the Stars.
Apr 23rd

Down to Get Ugly

Apr 23rd
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Singapore Continued

I did a morning radio show called “Power 98 FM” in Singapore.
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John Hughes

I had a conversation with Alex Koll recently, about the amazing career of John Hughes, director of...
Apr 22nd

Toss your Nalgenes

I’ve been a huge Nalgene loyalist since 2000. But a year ago my dear friend Vanessa, who is...
Apr 21st

Two Fun Movie Moments

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Rosie Perez’s intro dance in Do the Right Thing
Apr 19th
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“Top That” from Teen Witch
Apr 19th

Kimora is Pregnant with Digimon's baby!

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More JB Smoove

Apr 19th
 Here’s another clip from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Leon...
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Designing for the other 90%

When I visited the Cooper-Hewitt Museum in NYC last summer, I was lucky enough to see the...
Apr 18th
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 This was my favorite piece in the exhibit. A wheel to...
Apr 18th

Feng Shui the Bedroom

From About.com: Let go of the TV, computer or exercise equipment in your bedroom. The good feng...
Apr 18th

Feng Shui your Closet

 From iVillage.com: Removing any and all unnecessary, unused, broken or simply unloved items is a...
Apr 18th

Bathroom Feng Shui Tips

From iVillage.com: The entry to the home is where career and opportunities come into the home. If...
Apr 18th

Feng Shui Your Desk

From iVillage.com: Why feng shui your desk you ask? Because it is a piece of furniture that...
Apr 18th

Missy Elliot

Fun Missy Facts: 1. She got her big break from Jodeci 2. She wrote lyrics and produced tracks for...
Apr 17th
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She LUH the Asian men 5000. Below is Randall Park’s classic “Missy Elliot” clip.
Apr 17th
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Murakami

A few months ago, I went to the MOCA in Little Tokyo to see the Murakami exhibit. That man is...
Apr 17th
CLICK HERE to see Murakami photo essay
Apr 17th

The Price is Rice

I feel like an old lady, because all I do is complain about how expensive everything is. When I hold...
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CLICK HERE to read NY Times article on Rice...
Apr 16th

Jesus Camp

A week ago, I performed at Grand Rapid Valley University in Michigan, where they have the highest...
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
CLICK HERE to read Mother Jones article on...
Apr 16th

Mother Jones

Long long time ago, I used to work at Mother Jones magazine. It’s probably number 54 on...
Apr 16th
CLICK HERE to read article.
Apr 16th
Prettiest song ever
Apr 16th

Juno

On my 14 hour plane ride to Singapore, I watched “The Bodyguard” and “Juno.”...
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th

Kasper Hauser

My dear friends Kasper Hauser will be headlining the next Onion show at the Punchline, and I will be...
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th

Kimora Season 2 starts on Sunday

Awwww shieeeeet. I luh luh luh dis ledday and I cannot wait until the second season starts....
Apr 15th
 I really hope Digimon makes an appearance on the show. He...
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A Classic You Tube Video

Dirty Dancing gave every little girl her first boner. “I carried a watermelon.” Benny...
Apr 15th
The bride in the video below, is a genius. How on earth did...
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th

I miss these ladies...

SWV brings me back to the days of Cameron House daycamp, otter pops, hausers and lip liner. Maybe...
Apr 15th
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Obama fo yo mama, Yo Mama fo Obama

JB Smoove is by far, the best comic I’ve worked with. I had to clench my pussy lips shut...
Apr 14th
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Swan's Oyster Depot

After hearing so much about the legend, Chris Garcia and I finally made it to  Swan’s Oyster...
Apr 13th
Too oily. I could’ve moisturized my elbows with one of...
Apr 13th
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Miyagi oysters from British Columbia. YUMMUS!
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I Used to Love this Man

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An Unhealthy Obsession with Agyness Deyn

She’s my favorite model of all time. I found all of these pictures on style.com.  Enjoy!
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Removing Pains and Stains

 Got yellow pit stains in your favorite white shirt? I just read a great tip in Lucky Mag, about...
Apr 11th

Jem in the Woods Cont'd

I don’t get the chance to hang out with women very much. Most stand-up comics are men, and...
Apr 11th
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I wish I was Filipino.
Apr 11th
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Garlic Bagel Bread.
Apr 11th
“Gimme Smore, Gimmmeh Gimmeh Smore” 
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Hair by Diana Dilworth.
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I think our skewers were better.
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Singapore Foo!

I recently performed in Singapore. I’ve been to Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, China and Thailand....
Apr 11th
Food is the only thing in Singapore that’s cheaper...
Apr 11th
Cheryl D Ho. She reminds me of Carrie Fisher from...
Apr 11th
All those races listed under “MAIDS SPECIALIST”,...
Apr 11th
Jackfruit!
Apr 11th
I had the best time eating in “Little India.” A...
Apr 11th
Me trying to figure out how the eff I’m going to...
Apr 11th
PK, a comic from LA, came to perform too. He’s the...
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This is where Flavor Flav will go when he dies.
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Seahorses!
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I really missed the fruit in SE Asia. It’s twenty...
Apr 11th
A fabulous 711 
Apr 11th
Maxwell’s Hawker Center. Look how clean this shit is.
Apr 11th
Crab noodle Laksa
Apr 11th

The Baby Girl

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Mario Batali

Apr 10th
Great food. Great hair. Lesbian shoes.
Apr 10th

JEM IN THE WOODS 2008

My girlfriends and I went on a camping trip to Big Basin. It was the most fun I’ve had in a...
Apr 10th
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We had to start off the trip right with some...
Apr 10th
I forgot how much I love taboo. That game is guaranteed...
Apr 10th
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While working at Lair of the Bear, I learned a great smore...
Apr 10th
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