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It’s now $60 to fill up my Volvo…or as I like to call her…Vulva. To save money, I’ve been riding my bike non-stop. A lot of San Franciscans and Bay Areans are following this trend. It’s not hard to justify: it’s good for your wallet, saves the environment, reduces traffic and exercises the body too hottie.
But have you ever smelled your jeans after a long bike ride? I gagged and mini dry heaved when I took a whiff of mine the other day. Turtle pond 5000.
There’s a cool article in the LA Times about boosting bicicleta sales,
Okay, so he’s kind of a cross-eyed baby but he’s an Asian-American designer so I have MAJOR love. I’m very excited for his GO International collection for Target. It drops on August 3rd.
His regular line:
His Target line:
I like! With a belt of course.
Me encanta from head to toe!
Me gusta me gusta me gusta.
Luh Luh the color combo.
I can already tell these particular three pieces won’t fit nice. Boxy on the dying bird model, means unflattering to the extreme on average Ali. Blech. But overall, I have to say that I am VERY impressed by this collection so far. Yes, I am biased because he’s Asian-American, but I really do think the colors and cuts are very modern. Plus, they look expensive!
I’m having an affair.
My new obsession is model Coco Rocha. After I watched a video of her riverdancing, I can’t stop won’t stop.
All photos from style.com
In Jean Paul Gautier. Poison Ivy!
Karl Lagerfield’s ode to the ice queen, Ana Wintour.
Peaquoc.
Penis hair.
In Bill Blass by Peter Som. Whuuuuuut!
My next pair of glasses.
In the revived Halston collection.
Nice to see her smile.
“Betcha on land, they understand.
Bet they don’t, reprimand their daughters.”
Gautier is WACKY.
It’s kinda the not-fully-committed Grace Jones hairdo.
Oooh ooh. Pretty pretty dress by Elie Saab.
I would never want to wear this whole outfit. But if you take them apart and integrate into your regular basics, I think the shoes would be dope with a plain black mini dress, and the jacket with a pair of jeans.
I still love you Agyness!
Do you have Vietnamese friends? If you do, chances are you know someobdy named “Quoc.” If he’s bald and beautiful with PSLs, and was in a Seal video once, then we probably know the same Quoc. Jem and I cooked up a bunch of Quoc puns and I thought I’d share my ten favorite.
“Why did the chicken Quoc the road?”
“My parents are taking a trip to BanQuoc, Thailand.”
“My lipgloss is Quoccin’, my lipgloss is coo, all the boys be Quoccin’, they chase me afterscoo.”
“If your butthole hurts, you should go see a Quoctologist.”
“I left my tampon in too long, and now I fear that I may have toxic quoc syndrome.”
“Damn, Tandoc when’s that Quocumentary gonna be done? MassMoveMENT!”
“Quoc have you done for me lately? Ooooh oooohh OOOOOH Yeah!”
“For the very first time, On Demand, I watched Quocky Balboa.”
“QUOC! Or my mom will shoot.”
“I’m hungry, I’m going to Ranch 99 to pick up some strawberry Quocky Sticks.”
“When Aileen and I come to LA, does anybody want to get Rubio’s Fish Quoco’s?”
Similak played this song at Anthem’s going away party the other night, and I fell in love with it right away. I thought it was old but it’s Lloyd’s newest.
I’m not so Nguyen to the video, especially Lloyd’s hairdos. Somebody tell him that straight ironing the hair makes him look like an Asian lady. The fantastic voyage braids are also a bit much for such a fem man.
But the song has me gyrating and body rolling…all by myself…in front of a mirror.
Um, my head basically exploded when I watched this. If you’re a fan of early 90s music, you must must must….
Ali Wong FTC t-shirts are on the way. Here is the ladies version. Apparently mint green is too fem MIA for men. I will post the testicular tee design soon.
My buddies and dear heroes, Kasper Hauser, have a hilarious podcast. I feel like an asshole for not listening to it until last weekend…and it was really my loss because it’s really genius. Their parody of “This American Life” is SO FUNNY.
The secret guest…Louis Katz!!!!
I just heard his duet with Anthony Hamilton on the radio and I immediately starting humping the air. When I heard that ?uestlove produced Al Green’s latest album “Lay It Down,” I was worried that it wasn’t going to be classic Al. WRONG. It’s DIZZOOPE.
